What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:39

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Quia quia unde harum qui quas.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…